Posts Tagged ‘usa’
Jul 23, 2014
US Vice President Joe Biden on How American Grew and Can Continue to Grow

By Chongchen Saelee

Usually, I don’t post about this shit because History is boring to me. BUT, because I was going to make a point, I need to post the reference materials.

In summary, Uncle Joe rambles about how America succeeded and became united because it built roads and networks which strengthened its infrastructure. This included the man-made canals used to transport goods downstream, the train and railroad system, then the Interstate highways systems. Things progress because we make it easier to pass goods between ourselves.

So, to my point, we better start investing in those Lego islands that Google/CIA were plotting to popularize then.

I had this idea I was going to put into my Agent S epic story, if I ever get to writing it down, where we built this HUGE artificial highway/key islands that stretch from the West Coast of the United States all the way to China. So for those who have a lot of time to spare, they can literally travel that road, the road less traveled versus airplane.

And of course, people can rent some of those Lego lots, and that’s where you can raise crops and other important resources. You can have vendors along THE GREAT ROAD and gasoline and shit. Because people will have to drive for however many months or years, I don’t know the exact time, but if that’s what it takes, that’s what it takes.

The only thing I foresee is that pirates and other terrorists might try to takeover some of those floating Lego island properties, but our civilization would have evolved enough to handle that. There would be Coast Guard or some new organization to deal with that.

So, yeah, if you order something from China, it comes to the USA by boat. And that takes like 2 months!!! Of course, if your parcel was by plane, it’ll be a little faster.

BUT, if there were goods on a floating Lego like island between China and the USA, guess what, your goods would take half the time to get to you. How’s that for logic?

Would you eat cattle raised on a floating Lego island? Leave your comments and questions.

Apr 30, 2014
May is “Asian Pacific Islander Heritage Month” in Murica

Too bad I had no clue. I live it 24/7. What’s another month gone by? If I was truly dedicated to babysitting YouTube viewers, I would have planned an entire shebang of videos, but I think they’re old enough to wipe their butts, so they don’t need me to feed them more junk.

Apr 27, 2014
US President Obama Talks About Prejudice at Malaysia Convention

Whoa. Finally, Barry fully embraces the purpose of why he was elected Presidente of Americano. Even I won’t lie. Barry was elected because he is BLACK. I elected him because he is BLACK. In the big picture, in America anyway, this is such a HUGE POLITICAL act of faith by the voting American population (a sad 33% or less). So that means that the other 63% of Americans are living it up, or couldn’t care less, or that they are so disenfranchised that they had no clue they have a say in how their country is run.

America doesn’t fail by some mysterious force. It’s because people are selfish, greedy, racist, prejudice, corrupt. There is no CIVIL WAR, RACE WAR coming. It’ll only happen because people WANT it to happen. And when I hear grown, fully-functional adults talking like that, it makes me wonder how the wheels keep spinning, and how every day goes by and things still operate like clockwork, yet doubt weighs so heavily on their minds and what they say.

Eventually, do those words break them physically? Then how strong are you after all?

Jul 11, 2013
Encounter with the Supermen: An Agent S Short Story

Blending real-life fiction into fiction. That is the way of a social satirist. Here he comes! (more…)

Nov 6, 2012
US President Barack Obama is re-elected 2012

When you pass the ball to Jordan, you win. That is all.

Oct 22, 2012
Live commentary US Presidential Election 2012 Debate III

Oct 8, 2012
How We Make Obama Lose 2012 US Presidential Election

This one’s for all the Romney supporters, is how we do. (more…)

Sep 6, 2012
Real Inception Based on Christopher Nolan’s Film

I show you how we do. (more…)

Feb 27, 2012
2012 United States Presidential Election: Who do you want to be President?

Let’s see if I can drum up some SEO hits with a topic I loathe discussing. (more…)

Feb 1, 2012
How To Start a Super PAC like Stephen Colbert

Man, that looks like fun. I wish I could raise that kind of money to make fun of politics. I’m serious. (more…)