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Kale with every meal!

Too lazy to eat healthy? Then just eat kale with every meal. Since kale is packed full of all sorts of vitamins, you can get all your nutrients in one meal instead of having to find all the foods that will provide you with it.

Granted, you might not enjoy kale raw. It’s quite bitter and fiberous. But if you don’t mind spending an extra minute or two chewing kale like a cow, then you might benefit from it in the long run.

Besides, it’s goddamn cheap! I can buy a bundle of kale from my local Walmart for only $0.98!!! I can eat for a whole week knowing damn well I’m getting all my vitamins every day.

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By Chongchen Saelee

Someone got paid off. Just because this Chinese “no-name” brand phone is $300 doesn’t mean it’s viable. Losers buy iPhones and Samsungs and whatever because of the brand name. That’s why they’re willing to waste $600. For the association. For the swag. For the validation. It has nothing to do with saving money or practicality.

Remember pet rocks?

Hey, potential business partners! I’m having an Google Direct Ad sale for ONLY USD$65 for the entire month of February! That’s just USD$2.50 a day! You’d get the top ad square on my blog at http://blog.eastfist.com where I post about all things Asian American, food, video games, computer programming, politics, movies, and all things Eastfist. It gets a decent amount of traffic from ALL OVER THE WORLD! If you’re looking for a new business partner that is professional and trustworthy, give me a chance!

Send me a message and we can get this ball rolling!

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