Simple. I butter up a baking sheet. Slice up a plantain. Bake that sonbitch at about 350°F for about 30 minutes until it’s golden brown. Dust a plate lightly with granulated sugar. Flip those slices from the baking sheet onto the sugared plate. Sprinkle some bacon bits on top of that mess.
Et voila! You just fed yourself for the night, big boy!
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