Dracula’s Brides. The player. The most recent incarnations.

So, does 3 women enhance the sexiness of the women, or the man with the fangs? Ask James Bond.

A screencap from previews of the upcoming film Prometheus. Seems film director Ridley Scott is trying to recapture the original eroticism of Sigourney Weaver in the previous Aliens films. Will it work?

Sigourney was working it, wasn’t she?

History. Hysteria.

Who is this girl? She’s got tons of fans (mainly women), millions of views per video. Anyway, JennaMarbles seems kinda androgynous to me (just look at her beefy forearms, on her Wikipedia page says she’s a sports counselor… a massage therapist?), but she sure knows how to put on her face.  She reminds me of Anna Faris (who plays ditzy, very annoying imo). I dunno, the tomboy thing might only work for dudes that can only be aroused by being reminded of themselves (ie, the football imagery, gangster, etc)… in essence, another dude but with titties and lipstick.

Here’s another round of “Hollywood double cash typecast!”

Michelle Williams and Carey Mulligan are still going strong, but can you describe their typecast?  They actually both do full-frontal nudity (this is always something significant to mention in American Pop Culture because of our history of censorship), but always seem to play damaged women or frail, abused women.

Filmmaker Steven Soderbergh cast a somewhat androgenous-looking Cody Horn to be Channing Tatum’s love interest in the upcoming film Magic Mike, where Tatum plays a male stripper.  Explain rules of foils.  When you are trying to enhance the male beauty, you foil him with a slightly masculine looking female.  Same rule applies in the opposite, beautiful woman ugly man.  If my theory is wrong, watch for the same casting technique in the upcoming Shanghai Calling, and I’ll shaddup.

Pay homage to those that come before us, if the glitz and glamour is what you’re after.  So you don’t have to reinvent the wheel.

Let’s get you guys pumped.

Newest promo pic of Emma Stone as Gwen Stacy in the upcoming The Amazing Spider-man.  I think she should play an adult-comedy Strawberry Shortcake, whaddaya think?

This is an old video, but watch what Jessica Alba does to garner fans of KevJumba of YouTube: she engages them, makes the video seem very intimate, is friendly, never giving away the illusion that she’s only in it to win it.

(It’s possible she has the same talent agent as KevJumba, too. Just so you know.)

Don’t know about you, but that’s pretty hot.  Anne Hathaway’s got a flat butt, though.  We know she’s ample up top, so the proportions are kinda off.

Cynthia Rothrock ain’t no fake Charlie’s Angel.  Man, back in the day, it meant something to really have a skill at fighting well for the camera.  Nowadays, some Hollywood Dynasty princess can just hire Yuen Woo-Ping and it’s considered bad-ass.

Is the world going to be ready for Sarah Silverman’s “ordinary-bodied” full-frontal debut?

Sarah Silverman and Michelle Williams will both be doing full-frontal nudity in Sarah Polley’s “Take This Waltz”. If anyone can lessen her sex appeal and make it into something comedic or “ordinary”, it’s her.  Maybe Tina Fey will jump on board? Naah, Tina Fey crossed over into sexy… well, maybe just a little bit only.

Here’s another hottie from the UK, Kelly Brook.  Lucy Pinder and Kelly Brook could play twins.

Right off the Agent Provocaeur main page.  That’s some hot photography.  So the UK does it like this, soft and delicate, but Michael Bay’s team shoots Victoria’s Secret very slick, hard and cool.  Is it safe to say that one is more feminine than the other?

Mavis still got it. Sure, I’ll probably watch your movie.

If Naomie Harris does turn out to be the new MoneyPenny in the new James Bond film series, that’s a big deal… isn’t it?  MoneyPenny’s an iconic character in that lore.

The UK’s Lucy Pinder

UK chooses their “Page 3” girls because they have big knockers.  I don’t know if they’re doing that because they think that’s what us Yanks like.  Lucy Pinder also has a beautiful face. But, yes, she’s very “gifted”.

The always-fun Austin Powers fembots.  Grrr, baby, yeah!

Tip of the Day: If you’re shooting a self-portrait in your room on the fly, a good time is right after you install new light bulbs.  That’s when the bulbs will be illuminating at their optimal brightness.  Otherwise, wake up early in the morning to take advantage of free light when the sun is out.  Manipulating light is key to photography.

In the 70s, the art directors were still basking in the glory days of the 50s.  It’s strange that in 2012, no one wants to pay homage to the 1990s.

So by the 1920s, women were starting to show a lot of skin, relatively speaking.  And we start to see more emphasis on tall, lanky women rather than round, voluptuous curves squeezed into a girdle.  This leads to what is considered beauty to this day.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flapper

Notice it’s always the affluent that set the trends.  That is, until the late 1990s…

Good ol’ Tinto Brass style.

Lindsay Lohan? No.

I know there’s a lot of hate for Kristen Stewart out there, so I’m going to post it.

Uncle Roger Ebert just posted a “hi-larious” blog entry that women are better than men.  So naturally, in regards to the image industry, I have to mention his contribution: Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens.  It’s funny, trust me.  Uncle Roger is a breast (and ass man, you’ll get it), and he thinks that’s what young guys want, too.  So the next time you chase after a pair of jumblies, you can thank Uncle Roger for teachin’ you the ways.

I don’t get it, but it’s worth observing. 1980s fashion

To balance out my topics a little. Andrew Loomis is an illustrator who has a very distinctive style when it comes to human anatomy.

The new Sonny and Cher. LOL

What’s hip, what’s new?  Can Anne Hathaway pull it off (live up to Julie Newmar) in the upcoming The Dark Knight Rises as the latest “Catwoman”?

This girl’s all over the place: The Amazing Spider-man, Gangster Squad, etc… Looks amazing as a redhead, huh?  She’s a natural blonde, though.  Can someone explain why certain physical traits work for some and not for all?  If blonde is the standard, why doesn’t it work for Emma Stone, whose career took off because she didn’t play “blonde”?  Explain.

Here’s a beautiful French actress whose typecast is usually that of an exotic ethnic femme.  You can see her in the upcoming Batman film The Dark Knight Rises where she is suspected to be playing the villain Ras Al Ghul’s vengeful daughter Talia.

Question: would casting a really “ethnic” female to play the character (the ethnicity of the fictional villainess isn’t truly defined in the source comics, we just know it’s an ethnicity somewhere in the Middle East) affect whether you watch this film or not?  Why did the filmmakers cast this particular actress?  Use your spider-senses, peeps.

I don’t know about this one.  Megan Fox is back in the news again since she screwed herself of all the free publicity from association with Michael Bay and his Fembot Academy of Victoria’s Secret models. I did a simple Google Images search and this is what I find.

I don’t know.  It’s so well ‘shopped, yet it makes me wonder who has the cajones to do it if you’re not a bored 10-year-old boy still drawing dicks in a lined notebook. But I still got a laugh out of it, even though I know I shouldn’t.