Yeah, I’d say this is pretty spot on. Korean SNL got it just right. It’s not that Korean culture is uptight, it’s trying to illustrate what is reasonable behavior and what is not. The “hot” American girl’s behavior is literally insane. And then to rub salt in the wound, she’s making out with another guy at the end! LOL.

These guidos hit the spot on many universal notes. LOL

http://blog.angryasianman.com/2016/06/new-photos-from-set-of-ghost-in-shell.html

No fucking shame. Amid all the controversy of casting White people as major roles in live-action “Ghost in the Shell” film adaptation, seems now Scarlett Johanssen, who is playing lead role of Motoko Kusanagi, has gotten the Cloud Atlas yellow-face treatment since the last press release photo. They changed up her brows and eyes. No fucking shame.

Y’know, one of these days I’m gonna have to visit a high-quality themed restaurant like these cats and just geek out. I’ve forgotten what it was like to be innocent and have kid-like dreams. I’ve never even attended Comic-Con. That’s life, huh?

What is this WEIRD SHIT? “Team America” made fun of the fact that it was puppets having sex, but “Anomalisa” tries to go full avant-garde with this shit. It’s PUPPETS!!! The animation/puppeteer work is amazing, but it still is unsettling for me because something’s still off about it. It’s that uncanny valley shit.

Shit, forced to marry after a month of dating? But I won’t disregard the “facts”.

Very insightful! It’s still strange to see MTV dishing out info-tainment, having nothing to do with music videos anymore. But I suppose this is for a good cause. OF COURSE, Asians get a bad rep in Murica because there is a racial agenda.

Well, shit! Is your mind blown yet? You got a black US President and a foreigner Asian female rapper. Tell me the dynamic hasn’t changed, or at least political-wise, something has changed.

Asians don’t raisin is not true for all Asian celebrities (look at Jackie Chan) but it’s a pretty flattering generalization. I’m sure Asian celebrities go under the knife too, but sometimes it just has to do with genetics and lifestyle practices.

Moral of the story: don’t exploit your relationship for YouTube or any other kind of attention-seeking fame. YouTube’s BFvsGF had to learn the hard way, now seeing and confirming that Jesse and Jeana are indeed breaking up. Also, because apparently Jesse kept a dirty secret from Jeana that he had knocked up another girl more than 14 years ago. Oops, that just seemed to have skipped poor ol’ Jesse’s mind.

Noice. Homegirl Margot Robbie knows how to poke fun at herself with this parody of “American Psycho”. Just in time for her cray-cray performance as Harley Quinn in upcoming release of “Suicide Squad”. It’s not a coincidence, folks. Your first clue should have been when she elegantly sits down on the toilet. LOL

Well, damn. They made the Loving family story into a movie. The Loving family was one of the first interracial families to get public attention in Murica back when interracial coupling was looked down upon.

LOL. Noice. It’s not just a phenomenon here in Murica where “all Asian look alike”.

Hells yeah! If there is genuine CHEMISTRY, go for the kiss! Just remember, you have to feel it out, some girls are flirtatious by nature, some just stringing you along, etc. But if you are sexually interested in a girl and she’s digging you back, and it feels right, GO FOR IT! If it’s a mistake, then obviously you will learn. What you’re trying to gauge is how the intimacy is going to turn out IF you proceed with the relationship, because intimacy is IMPORTANT in a committed relationship. Odds are, if the kissing is good, the sex will be good, maybe even the love will be good.

Well shit, that’s a lot of work. You literally have to sew a rug out of woman’s hair… on her head!

Well daaaayum, girl! Ali Wong knocks it out the park! I don’t see Amy Schumer being on-stage displaying proudly her preggo tummy AND ALSO HAPPEN TO BE FUNNY. You go, girl!

A movie that flaunts “girl power” but written by entitled white guys. Noice? Maybe. Well, at least it might lead up to crossover with “Bad Dads”.

What. The. Sludge. I know Korean beauty industry tries really hard to look like White Muricans, but the real kicker is the host Grace Neutral who has had really extreme modifications: blue ink injected into her eyes and a split-fork tongue. Her body is also covered by tattoos, but that’s forgiveable, I suppose. Question: at what point do you think your modifications make you look beautiful?

Say whaaaat? This is the first time I’ve ever seen a biopic of a US President made into a romantic comedy. When Barry Met Michelle. LOL.

WTF. Is it that bad to have gender roles?

Well, damn, I wonder why I never made the connection before: They are undercover so they have to dress like wealthy criminals. Duh!

(But I’m also sure had something to do with fashion industry sponsoring the show)

I don’t get the hype train. Beyonce’s latest album is called “Lemonade”, but her tracks don’t sound that appealing. Nowadays you can peddle subpar or crappy music, but as long as the visuals are “powerful”, it will sell. It’s no different than putting a pretty girl who can’t sing on album cover and dumb boys will buy it up thinking she’ll be their girlfriend. In Beyonce’s case, women are screaming “girl power”. Rihanna’s killing cheating men, and Beyone’s beating shit up with bats. So they’re not singing about themselves anymore. Now it’s rage against men and cheating men. If male gangsta rappers depicted violence against cheating women, what would happen? Double standard much?

Never heard of this, how can it have a movie, but it looks funny. I think only reason it wouldn’t appeal to audience is because protagonists are older and “ugly” women. But it’s not like that’s not accurate to what they would actually look like in the modeling industry.

LOL. It has happened to me. But it really depends on what is being said and from whom. If there’s mutual attraction, of course it’s not an insult.

Ouch. Seems only some Asian American women know how to combat this and Asian American men for the most part are CLUELESS or complacent. I have yet to see any Asian American men that are actually proud of their “Asian-ness”. They either go full black culture or full white culture. What about for those that grew up actually using chopsticks and eating rice? That’s nothing to be ashamed about. I eat rodents and sea creatures. C’mon.

Homegirl Amy Schumer trailer for new season of her show “Inside Amy Schumer” and previews one of the most ballsy and dirty pussy joke in mainstream media. “This yogurt makes your pussy taste like nothing!” Jaw on floor. That took guts. Only problem is I don’t find homegirl attractive enough to laugh too hard. She claims to be slutty, but I suppose I’m too shallow to find that attribute attractive without the physical looks. Shrug. Or maybe she can punch a pretty girl after that joke, I dunno. This is some new wave feminist shit right here.

Here’s a depressing video from Anna Akana about her getting onto anti-depressants. I personally don’t think pills solve a lot of what can be solved with facing your actual problems and demons. I am almost in constant state of depression, but I don’t take any meds for it. But my mom also takes shit load of meds, and that shit fucked up her health, and she is in state of constant depression herself. In other words, meds can’t solve what you don’t want to solve yourself. It really is all in your head but at the same time, depression is a part of life. You just have to deal with it, stay strong.

Oooooh, so painful. See, boys and girls, every YouTuber has to start out somewhere. Notice Grace Helbig hasn’t been promoting the shit out of this herself because she doesn’t own the rights to it (or won’t make royalties either), you can see it in the title. Good for her, but it’s too derivative and unfortunately they just don’t have star power or “it factor” to carry a movie.

Is this not the saddest shit, that it has to be topic of satire? Yes, in America, black women and Asian men are considered the least sexually desireable. That’s just fucked up. But it seems only now is it being addressed because advent of technology to measure dating metrics. What a shame.

Looks like it’s last straw for Rihanna’s career. Nothing but tits, guns, blood, violence in this music video “Needed Me”. It doesn’t even sound that good. But I do have to give Rihanna a lot of credit for her music videos, she’s a helluva femme fatale.

LOL. That’s a good friend. Good friend, but a little crazy.

Johnny Depp and Eva Green in “Dark Shadows”

Broad City girls are way more charming and likeable than Lena Dunham and her “friends” on HBO’s “Girls”.

This is why Hillary isn’t winning anyone over. Is Hillary Clinton a goddamn robot? She doesn’t look like she wants to be there. At least when Barry or Bill were on campaign trail, they looked genuinely friendly and open-minded. When merchants stick a plate of cheese curds or glass of beer, Barry or Bill accept it with a smile and eat it blissfully. Hillary looks tired, disoriented, just outright doesn’t want to be there. So why would Asians want to vote for Hillary even if she drinks bubble tea?

http://www.yomyomf.com/an-open-letter-to-my-asian-brothas-about-inventing-creepy-female-robots/

Make Asian men look bad. Why?????

Good try, Hillary, but that’s like watching an animatronic robot deliver lines. Painful to watch.

VERY CONTROVERSIAL video from an Ethiopian “black” woman that “rips” on black American women for being ineligible to date outside their own race. She is married to an Asian man. I don’t want to sound like I’m racist, being an Asian American man myself, but from an objective point of view, I have to say most of what she’s saying is a very objective observation. There are many video responses to her video coming from black American men and women defending black American women, but I think it really is an overreaction. Of course there are black women who are exceptionally rare who don’t fit this woman’s observations, but I think this happens to be a pretty accurate observation, although very depressing one.

As they say, in America, black women and Asian men are at the bottom of the mating pool. A lot of it is propaganda but it also steep in the aftermath of history.

So I suppose what people should take away from this is you better learn how to love, real love, for people outside of your own circle. Find REAL LOVE.

Here’s the first official look at Scarlett Johansson as Major Motoko Kusanagi in upcoming live-action adaption of “Ghost in the Shell”. Tiresome? Maybe, just a little bit.

I don’t know how true this video is, but I think homegirl’s probably leaving some facts out. Maybe she was too old, or she offended some recruiter, or whatever. Sure, she looks great compared to the average woman, but I know for a fact the “real” modeling industry banks on exploitation, so they will only recruit models who look like they’re starving or desperate enough to do drastic things. But at least this girl gives some good advice at the end to just love yourself, I guess that’s noble.

Only inexperienced men can’t take “no” for an answer. After you’ve played the game long enough, as a man, you’ll start dropping “uninterested” women like dimes, inconsequential. So the only reason is because the man is inexperienced, doesn’t want to get rejected. On the other hand, some women are going to take this argument to mean they’re all that and a bag of chips, which they aren’t. They keep rejecting men until they realize they’re so addicted to having power of rejection that they now don’t know how to let a man into their lives, turn lesbian, and blame men for all their problems. It’s probably not even an exaggeration. All good things in moderation, people.

It’s racist and it’s not necessarily an “act”. That’s Alan Alda being Alan Alda. Trust me. He didn’t like blacks in Charlotte, NC either.

Comedian George Lopez does his take on a Mexican Donald Trump. It’s ON POINT. Noice.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/unsettling-truths-the-lion-king-glossed-over

It may have been an oversight by Disney, but in real life, lionesses in a single pride mate with the head of the pride, the “Lion King”, so all the cubs are fathered by him. Male lions kill cubs that aren’t theirs. So that means Nala and Simbas are half-siblings. Although in real life, the male cubs would eventually go off on their own, they wouldn’t mate with their siblings. Funny how themes of sexuality that were so “well-researched” by Disney seemed to leave out this fact. They steal the imagery and bits and pieces of the “culture” and leave out anything so it’s more convenient story-telling.

Mulan is ripe with racist anti Asian imagery too, but hide it behind “girl power”. Oh, Disney, you so crazy. (eyeroll)

“KTown Cowboys” trailer

Following in the footsteps of “Better Luck Tomorrow”, here’s another movie featuring a predominantly Asian male cast in an American film.

But I’m half on-board with it because the cast is a bunch of mid to late 30-year-olds doing what is normally depicted as the norm for white 20 somethings. It shows that Asian men can’t catch a break as alpha males, even if they are successful in life. Asian men are delayed by a good 10 to 20 years before they are seen as alpha males in America and before they can have a dime-a-dozen “stoner party” type movie like this.

It’s like a college graduate going back to middle school to prove how successful he is. As a pro, it’s good that this kind of movie is finally being made. As a con, it’s all the implications about actual society that has to be relived.

When you see younger Asian YouTube stars like Ryan Higa, KevJumba, MyChonny in sexual contexts, it’s hard to suspend your disbelief that they are sexually active Asian males, because maybe the culture perpetuates and has conditioned us to think that Asian men are sexless. They look like men, but you can clearly see that they act like pre-pubescent boys, so any sexual connotation goes out the window.

But then you see the KTown Cowboys, who are clearly older men and more dignified in behavior, and you know they have sexual prowress. It’s very subtle propaganda. The only thing is the public had to wait until these Asian men looked like old men before they could be accepted as sexual and mature adult males.

Tragically, Justin Bieber and the KTown Cowboys are in the same category in America. That’s just FUCKED UP, isn’t it?

Jane Wants A Boyfriend trailer

Gee, I wonder if they get married and live happily ever after in the end? (sarcasm) Seriously, though, the girl has some serious issues. Her issues aren’t “mild” like in “She’s All That”. Maybe the dude will end up with a pair of scissors in his arm and they’ll just shrug it off and laugh at the end. Or the girl jumps off a bridge when he humps and dumps her. Oh, Janey! She so crazy! (cue laugh track)