“Sky” trailer - starring Diane Krueger and Norman Reedus

What is this depressing shit? Homegirl kills her husband and becomes a working girl doesn’t seem so romantic. And they cut right to her bludgeoning the old man to death. Usually you have to show more than one scene of the abuse or something, to establish a history of abuse. In this trailer, the old man just wants some sex that night, but she is repulsed by him and kills him. It doesn’t make any sense, like it’s out of the blue.

And then she becomes a prostitute and picks up some scary looking dudes like Norman Reedus.

Is this the misery of being a woman? I dunno, them French women sure think their life is this dramatic. They got a German playing a French woman, and a chinky-eyed redneck playing the lead white knight. It’s a topsy turvy world.

First press release photo of the Amazonian Warriors from upcoming “Wonder Woman” film starring Gal Gadot. Looks so bad. No wonder Hollywood was so hesitant to make it. There isn’t much you can do without making it look cheap or sleazy. This genre was parodied to death in 1970s and 80s in porn. Oh well. Girrrrrllll power?

Mmmm. Just a warning though: Olivia Wilde don’t look so good unless she got tons of make-up. Trust me. As for the bush and nipples, it’s possible this is another example of computer generated nudity because homegirl was already pregnant, so it’s probably all saggy and shit.

Damn, Louis CK shot this on Harding Univ. campus. Man, that’s some SERIOUS acting and drama. They were already rehearsing this scene way back then. He was already complaining about how he had to fund this stuff himself, had a little studio blocked off on campus. I recognize the set. But, man, this is a STRANGE show. Maybe it’ll be a good reference for actors.

“Father Figure” - By George Michael

I think it’s just me, but I find it HILARIOUS that this beautiful homosexual man taught a generation of straight men how to be straight. Mind you, this would have been BEFORE he came out as gay. Tell me culture isn’t weird.

Viewers who think Borat is making fun of foreigners don’t get it’s actually making fun of the subjects. In this case, American dating, through the exaggerated and stereotypically racist views of foreign dating, you see how strange even American dating is. You have to go to a damn dating school or counselor to learn how to get with American women! Imagine that!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/lisa-frank-tarot-deck_us_56e863d0e4b0860f99dab0b3

Kitsch factor over 9000. For those that didn’t grow up in the 1990s, Lisa Frank brand art was plastered all over binders and folders and pencils, etc., during the start of school sales. I’m going to assume nowadays education has gotten so shitty, students don’t buy binders, folders, pencils, or other basic school supplies anymore, replaced by smartphones and laptops.

Anyway, it looks like Lisa Frank rolled out some tarot cards. The artwork is actually unisex, but was always preferred by girls. I always thought the art style was trippy cool. I think I had a few Lisa Franks folders myself in elementary school.

LOL. Noice. How come there’s no poking fun at weaves (or too easy)? Or is it that these particular black women are bragging they have natural hair?

Spot on. LOL. These cats know what’s going down in the modeling “industry”.

I haven’t been watching Walking Dead (I don’t have cable), but Carol and Maggie are turning out to be their local white women bad-asses next to Michonne.

This nigga high as fuck, but he sure as hell articulates female entitlement.

I dunno, playa. This advice is only for minority men who want the whitest of white women. It shows you don’t have any self-respect if you’re ice breaker is to cut yourself down right away. Means you’re putting the white women too high on the pedestal. I never had any problem “hooking up” with white women other than being myself. There are white women out there that are actually quite chill, you know, practical non-superficial white women.

I’ve never seen any white women bend over backwards to impress non-white men, other than say pulling strings with their vast network of informants/spies and placing subliminal messages into mass media, stalking, etc., anything insane rather than using common sense. Those white women fail from the start. The white women that do succeed with non-white men just do it.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/news/%E2%80%98hot-mug-shot-guy%E2%80%99-jeremy-meeks-leaves-prison-starts-modeling-career/ar-AAgABYQ

LOLOL. You cannot make this shit up. Remember that “hot mugshot” guy? Well, he’s out of prison now and he’s starting his modeling career. This is like the plot of a sitcom or something.

Women who are self-conscious about being taller than men are over-thinking it. It’s funny here, but reality is, men don’t care as long as you put out and are with them. I’m 5 feet 10 inches and women who are taller than me still have this issue, yes I’m speaking from personal experience, which doesn’t make any sense to me.

Japanese maid cafes. (shudder) That’s creepy. If you’re going to go oogle at women, the women should at least resemble sexually mature adult women. This is so creepy, the women look like something between pre-teen and teenage girls but never adult women. At the least, if I go to a stripclub where a whore grinds her sweating crotch on me or gyrates her pussy in front of my face, that’s a true adult context and the woman is a woman and I as a man don’t feel creeped out or guilty.

Note: when Buzzfeed asks which maid is most popular, the other maid agrees it’s Ayame, the one you see in the thumbnail. Hmm, does it have something to do with her looking the most sexually mature, like an adult female?

“Come What May” - Ewan McGregor & Nicole Kidman from movie “Moulin Rouge”

Beautiful.

I’m so confused. Are they Jews? Middle Easterners? Hollywood? There’s a “hint” of cultural uniqueness, but they sure don’t act or sound “unique”. Disney.

“The Boy Is Mine” - Brandy & Monica

Remember this? It’s so hot. Still sounds good to this day.

The interracial love is the “happening” thing on AMC right now. Check out Rick and Michonne of “Walking Dead”. The two most bad-ass characters from the start of the series and only now have they fucked. They’re so alike.

Hayley Quinn participates in TED Talks cult. Kinda depressing.

Tsk, tsk, Hayley Quinn. Mission control, we have contact. So painful to watch. She’s all superficial and shit with her “old friend” JT Tran, until he wraps his arm around her, and she cringes. But I thought you two were old friends. So that’s how I know they haven’t been intimate with each other. And also that her facade may not be what it seems. As the “interview” progresses, she continues to lean away from JT. Shit’s built-in. This video actually does make JT look like a good guy. It’s not like what he’s saying isn’t the truth or basic common sense. But the reality is, these white women crave the attention and validation and JT is just another factor in this age-old high-school forever industry. Stay keen, kids.

That’s how it’s done, girl! All it takes is a little courage. Note, this black girl asks EVERY ethnic male, and even the black men are all awkward and shit, it seems like they’ve never been hit on by a girl before. So this video dispels not only the black-men-as-hyper-sexual-potent-gods-in-Murica, but also shows that if you’re a black girl in America (or anywhere for that matter), the only thing stopping you from getting a little some-something is yourself. Go get ‘em, girl.

Interesting. Can Nigerians marry a white man? I think they already know the reasons why and why not.

But this does lead me to contemplate Hollywood shamelessly making a “Pretty Woman” sequel that stars a sexy black Nigerian female and an older wealthy white man. You know you want to, Hollywood.

Wow, I’m surprised by the answers, it’s heartbreaking. But it is relative after all. Most these Nigerian women would rather, I paraphrase, “suffer but live comfortably”. No one would say that if they didn’t already live in very bad conditions.

Dulce Sloan knocks it out the park. She’s no Wanda Sykes, but it’s still very unique humor. When she got to the part about gay men grabbing her breasts all the time and that if they do it, they better have sex with her, that’s when I knew it’s going to be funny.

All you young people who want to get into the YouTube business, here’s your chance: The Fung Bros. are hiring!

However, they did leave out some stuff, so let me supplement this opportunity with some needed advice.

1. Make sure you have some money saved up. Odds are, you don’t live in New York, so they’ll make you relocate. You’ll need a sufficient amount of money to live off of if they don’t compensate you with a stipend or wage.

2. Make sure you understand the basics of your legal rights for the content you will be producing for them. Odds are, The Fung Bros. will end up getting all copyright to the content you produce, whether you’re a cameraman, graphic designer, extra in a skit, etc. So ask about your rights, what your compensation is, etc. Don’t work for free. DON’T SIGN ANYTHING UNLESS YOU CLEARLY UNDERSTAND IT.

3. Make sure you have a place to live. You better have some friends or family that will let you crash at their place. If not, New York has very expensive cost of living, so that’s why rule #1 is important. You need to have that rent money or somekind of funds to live off of.

4. Ask a lot of questions. It doesn’t make you look stupid. You don’t want to be left out in the snow, homeless and starving. This is a horror story you always hear about on the news. Understand that this is never a guaranteed rise to fame and fortune. Have a plan. Get a round-trip air ticket instead of one-way. Make sure your family knows where you are. Be smart.

Other than that, hopefully The Fung Bros. are reputable enough that they can hook you up. But be smart about it. And good luck!

Is Chelsea Handler going to become the new Joan Rivers? Maybe. She’s been doing a lot of these nude selfies and stuff lately, still looking AMAZING at her age. Seems like she’s trying to make up for lost time, trying to have a career she should have had when she was younger. But maybe that’s what makes her cooler than other comedians. Also, she banged 50 Cent.

There are male models out there too. Here’s a good series featuring the realities of being a male model. It’s not like the Zoolander movies.

I have to agree with Star Jones on this one. Anderson Cooper isn’t as deserving of his own show as Ellen Degeneres (simply because she has that “it” quality).  Who knew being “gay” could be such a gimmick to climb the media ladder?  Next, we need to see a gay black rapper host a comedy show preaching Zionism.  Anderson Cooper is just another entitled rich white man, but maybe he doesn’t see it that way.

See, ladies and germs, this is why I don’t watch any of the Twilight movies. Poster for Breaking Dawn (part 2) is trying too hard to be X-Men or something epic.

I didn’t pay too much attention. First it was an article about Flava Flav mistaking Country Pop Princess Miley Cyrus for Gwen Stefani, then she’s making appearances on Two and a Half Men.  Someone’s trying TOO hard.  This usually means it’s the end of her career.  Usually, a starlet will have staying power if she just sticks to one demographic.  I have no idea who Miley Cyrus is trying to appeal to now.  Did her “faithful” fans change their tastes or what?  She’s going to try singing like Rihanna next?

It’s an interesting thing to observe… and to dissect.  Maybe we will be seeing an Asian female popstar rise to fame, otherwise Miley wouldn’t be grasping at straws like this.

http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/09/26/14114021-hong-kong-playboy-tycoon-offers-65-million-to-find-husband-for-lesbian-daughter?lite

Get this: Hong Kong tycoon will pay ANY man out there $USD 65 million to “seduce and wed” his lesbian daughter.

This is his daughter (the one on the right that looks like Brandon Lee) with her lesbian lover (who looks like Yoko Ono).

Alright, playas, get them seduction skills and baller skills up and ready, time to make some money!

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/arnold-schwarzenegger-told-maria-shriver-she-was-%E2%80%98perfect-wife%E2%80%99-and-he-was-still-%E2%80%98turned-on%E2%80%99-by-her-after-admitting-to-love-child.html?_esi=1

Let’s get real. This is quite possibly one of the UGLIEST Hollywood couples out there. And Arnold is bragging about get hisself a 20-year-old honey after his “split” with Maria. Get real. Arnold may have contributed to the definition of male machismo in the past 40+ years to all the beanpole losers, fatherless dopes, and latent homer-sexuals, but the man isn’t exactly a “beautiful” man. The best 20-something tang he’s getting is in the form of, wait for it…

Snooki will go down on ANYONE.  Let’s get real.  The thought of a former action hero, such as Arnold, in ANY sexual context NOW is pretty gross. And I rest my case by you just looking up what the mother of Arnold’s love child looks like.  It’s the world we live in and it’s superficial, shallow, stupid, and most importantly pretentious. This German nigga got swag (that’s from Arnold’s Korean press agent).

http://tv.yahoo.com/photos/emmys-2012-red-carpet-report-card-slideshow/64th-annual-primetime-emmy-awards-arrivals-photo-1348456007.html

Gah-dayum! Look at them jumblies! Kat Dennings should dye her hair red and fight Christina Hendricks in Jello.

Nuff said.

My god! I was flipping through the TV channels and there’s that mutt-face on PBS, Benjamin Franklin! Jesus jumping jehosephat!

Okay, before I lose my train of thought for tonight, regarding Hyuna, the Korean pop star featured along Psy in YouTube sensation music video Gangnam Style.  It’s just my personal opinion, but I do not find her very attractive simply due to all that work done to her face, especially her eyes.  This is a common trend overseas where the Asian women are getting their eyes “widened” to appease American standards of beauty, aka “the white standard”.  Her skin even looks like it was lightened.  Looking now like an alien.  Then you hear her “sing”.  If you want to represent “Koreans”, why not look “Korean”.  To me, that boggles my mind. I guess she’s Gungnam styo after all.

Ned Flanders has a sense of humor.  Some women will think he looks like Marlon Brando or Hugh Jackman, some will think he looks like That Yellow Bastard from Sin City, but Uncle Terry thinks himself David by Micolangy.  Thems the beans, ladies and gents, that’s how you gits teh wimmens.  You have to put the time and effort into your body like Uncle Terry.

The lovely Fiona Horsey. One of those beautiful faces (and bodies) that just pops up sometimes in random movies.