Hayley Quinn participates in TED Talks cult. Kinda depressing.

Tsk, tsk, Hayley Quinn. Mission control, we have contact. So painful to watch. She’s all superficial and shit with her “old friend” JT Tran, until he wraps his arm around her, and she cringes. But I thought you two were old friends. So that’s how I know they haven’t been intimate with each other. And also that her facade may not be what it seems. As the “interview” progresses, she continues to lean away from JT. Shit’s built-in. This video actually does make JT look like a good guy. It’s not like what he’s saying isn’t the truth or basic common sense. But the reality is, these white women crave the attention and validation and JT is just another factor in this age-old high-school forever industry. Stay keen, kids.

That’s how it’s done, girl! All it takes is a little courage. Note, this black girl asks EVERY ethnic male, and even the black men are all awkward and shit, it seems like they’ve never been hit on by a girl before. So this video dispels not only the black-men-as-hyper-sexual-potent-gods-in-Murica, but also shows that if you’re a black girl in America (or anywhere for that matter), the only thing stopping you from getting a little some-something is yourself. Go get ‘em, girl.

Interesting. Can Nigerians marry a white man? I think they already know the reasons why and why not.

But this does lead me to contemplate Hollywood shamelessly making a “Pretty Woman” sequel that stars a sexy black Nigerian female and an older wealthy white man. You know you want to, Hollywood.

Wow, I’m surprised by the answers, it’s heartbreaking. But it is relative after all. Most these Nigerian women would rather, I paraphrase, “suffer but live comfortably”. No one would say that if they didn’t already live in very bad conditions.

Dulce Sloan knocks it out the park. She’s no Wanda Sykes, but it’s still very unique humor. When she got to the part about gay men grabbing her breasts all the time and that if they do it, they better have sex with her, that’s when I knew it’s going to be funny.

All you young people who want to get into the YouTube business, here’s your chance: The Fung Bros. are hiring!

However, they did leave out some stuff, so let me supplement this opportunity with some needed advice.

1. Make sure you have some money saved up. Odds are, you don’t live in New York, so they’ll make you relocate. You’ll need a sufficient amount of money to live off of if they don’t compensate you with a stipend or wage.

2. Make sure you understand the basics of your legal rights for the content you will be producing for them. Odds are, The Fung Bros. will end up getting all copyright to the content you produce, whether you’re a cameraman, graphic designer, extra in a skit, etc. So ask about your rights, what your compensation is, etc. Don’t work for free. DON’T SIGN ANYTHING UNLESS YOU CLEARLY UNDERSTAND IT.

3. Make sure you have a place to live. You better have some friends or family that will let you crash at their place. If not, New York has very expensive cost of living, so that’s why rule #1 is important. You need to have that rent money or somekind of funds to live off of.

4. Ask a lot of questions. It doesn’t make you look stupid. You don’t want to be left out in the snow, homeless and starving. This is a horror story you always hear about on the news. Understand that this is never a guaranteed rise to fame and fortune. Have a plan. Get a round-trip air ticket instead of one-way. Make sure your family knows where you are. Be smart.

Other than that, hopefully The Fung Bros. are reputable enough that they can hook you up. But be smart about it. And good luck!

Is Chelsea Handler going to become the new Joan Rivers? Maybe. She’s been doing a lot of these nude selfies and stuff lately, still looking AMAZING at her age. Seems like she’s trying to make up for lost time, trying to have a career she should have had when she was younger. But maybe that’s what makes her cooler than other comedians. Also, she banged 50 Cent.

There are male models out there too. Here’s a good series featuring the realities of being a male model. It’s not like the Zoolander movies.