I never quite understood JennaMarbles’ appeal, but this one deserves a post on modelzilla.  In this video, she addresses whether or not she is a lesbian.  For a woman that tries that hard to doll herself up, I think that answers the question.  She also manages to explain her lesbian vibe quite reasonably.  She’s like any Internet model with an androgynous appeal.  She does remind me of Paula Poundstone, though, but with Anna Faris’ looks.

Who says Uncle Terry doesn’t have any talent? It’s so “perfect”, it’s borderline self-parody.

To be a good researcher, you have to be able to trace the links back like a chain. You got Katy Perry, traces back to Dita Von Teese, traces back to Sherilyn Fenn, traces back to Bettie Page, etc.

So Marilyn Monroe was a natural brunette, but she didn’t stand out, so she went blonde.

The previously mentioned women were natural blondes (not sure), but Marilyn changed the game so much, they had to go dark.  However, it’s not to say these women weren’t pretty-faced to be begin with.

I’ve never watched Twin Peaks, or am even remotely familiar with any of these women’s works, but the key to getting anyone’s attention is with a pretty picture. That’s clever, isn’t it?

What is this zany movie Barbarella? Never seen it. But the bluray is coming out. Jane Fonda’s a classic beauty.

Not my review, but one at http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film4/blu-ray_reviews57/barbarella_blu-ray.htm

Better learn Mandarin fast if you want to get these hottie’s numbers. More at sexymandarin.com.

First look at Angelina Jolie as Maleficent, Disney’s live-action Sleeping Beauty thing.  It’s amazing how beautiful all that make-up and lighting can make any photogenic person look.  However, I’m not quite sold that Angelina is the right casting.  An actor’s persona is just an extension of their own real-life personality.  I’ve seen her do “baddie” in Wanted, it’s just not convincing.  Now, you look at Charlize Theron doing the evil Queen in Snow White, then somehow it makes sense.  Charlize looks like someone with that kind of personality.

Visual cue to make a woman look a little younger: rosy cheeks.  It’s relatively easy to Photoshop in some red into a portrait shot of a woman’s face to make her look younger. Granted you are trying to make her look younger.  This is how TV and movies make 30-something-year-olds look like teenagers for those angst-ridden teen dramas.

Weird Science is playing free on Hulu! How to make a beauty icon, indeed.

Fashion made from wine curds?

From bioalloy.com.  Looks like something from Silent Hill.  Arousing, yet disturbing.