Dude’s work is all over the place, from CW title cards to magazine covers.  Dave Hill fully exploited the digital era.  So influential that even Vanity Fair had to ease his style in by selling it as Anne Liebovitz’s style.  So who will come up with the next gimmick to kick Dave Hill out of the spotlight?

I’m surprised Kristen Stewart isn’t already setup for a “sexy” remake of Wizard of Oz where there’s an obligatory orgy between her Dorothy and her three comrades.  That would be so friggin’ hot.  I can hear it now, the tin man’s squeeky hips grinding, wee-eh-wee-eh-wee-eh.  LOL. Where’s my Comedy Central comic of the year award?

Uncle George cast Carrie Fischer in Star Wars, inspired by Logan’s Run’s Jenny Agutter.

If you really want to see who defines the current beauty standard, a good place to look is at the movies. Here’s one of the earliest examples of eroticism put into a robot or machine in Fritz Lang’s Metropolis.

And the robot is played by Bridgette Helm.

Dracula’s Brides. The player. The most recent incarnations.

So, does 3 women enhance the sexiness of the women, or the man with the fangs? Ask James Bond.

A screencap from previews of the upcoming film Prometheus. Seems film director Ridley Scott is trying to recapture the original eroticism of Sigourney Weaver in the previous Aliens films. Will it work?

Sigourney was working it, wasn’t she?

History. Hysteria.

Who is this girl? She’s got tons of fans (mainly women), millions of views per video. Anyway, JennaMarbles seems kinda androgynous to me (just look at her beefy forearms, on her Wikipedia page says she’s a sports counselor… a massage therapist?), but she sure knows how to put on her face.  She reminds me of Anna Faris (who plays ditzy, very annoying imo). I dunno, the tomboy thing might only work for dudes that can only be aroused by being reminded of themselves (ie, the football imagery, gangster, etc)… in essence, another dude but with titties and lipstick.

Here’s another round of “Hollywood double cash typecast!”

Michelle Williams and Carey Mulligan are still going strong, but can you describe their typecast?  They actually both do full-frontal nudity (this is always something significant to mention in American Pop Culture because of our history of censorship), but always seem to play damaged women or frail, abused women.