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Nov 8, 2025 7:54AM

Well, shit, Carol. That's a cult, Carol.

Tags: Carol, Pluribus, Happy, Apple TV, satire, dark humor, Rhea Seehorn

Nov 6, 2025 3:28PM

Wowow. Impressive, Lucy Liu. Insert comment about how these Asian American actresses been trying to play white girls their whole career only to end up caricaturing their own mothers they been trying to run away from... Now that's legit ACTING!

Tags: Lucy Liu, actress, Hollywood, Rosemead, Asian, American, female, depiction, empowerment, teen, drama, film

Sep 17, 2025 12:44AM


https://screenrant.com/emmanuelle-1974-movie-series-sylvia-kristel-4k-box-set-severin/
Would be pretty cool if I was sponsored to review this set. Hint, hint.
Tags: emmanuelle,box,set,4K,severin,remaster,erotic

Sep 10, 2025 8:32AM

Tags: Family Guy, Peter Griffen, shame shame shame, Quagmire

Sep 10, 2025 8:20AM


Candice Swanepoel post to see if I get more views. Photo courtesy of cosmopolitan.com
Tags: Candice Swanepoel, supermodel, Victoria's Secret, underwear, lingerie

Sep 10, 2025 8:05AM

Miley Cyrus is the new face for Gucci brand for 2025. Don't know if these are Photoshopped by trolls, most likely not, but Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus) has transformed into her second or third phase as a Dragon Ball Z villain. She'll get you next time, He-Man!!!

https://www.aol.com/trend-not-eyebrows-days-viral-232528065.html
Tags: Miley, Cyrus, Hannah Montana, Gucci, 2025, cover model, ugly, skeletor

Oct 15, 2024 2:27PM

LOL. She is on-point. If only she was more articulate. She pretty much speaks like an uneducated ho that's bragging about being an elite now.

Tags: celebrity, hollywood, superficial, worship, fraud

Sep 5, 2024 1:44PM

https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?q=travis%20and%20taylor%20breakup%20contract&date=now%201-d&geo=US&hl=en-US

LOLOL SMDH Embarrassing. Just did a Google Trends search for hottest trending searches and apparently Taylor Swift and her man Travis Kelce were trying to stage a breakup for publicity. For shame!

Tags: Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce, breakup, contract, staged, publicity, stunt

Sep 5, 2024 8:08AM

Taylor Swift

I need to post more about Taylor Swift for the views. Har-har!!! Photo courtesty of Wikipedia.

Tags: Taylor Swift, Tay-Tay, whitegirl

Sep 1, 2024 8:12PM

I'm hot.. and you're not! Top that! LOL

Sep 1, 2024 12:21PM

LOLOL She's trying. Tone seems right. Dark comedy.

Dec 2, 2018 10:45PM

Jesus. What a beautiful photo!

Aug 6, 2018 4:04PM

No need to be politically correct. She do look beastmode. Most men won’t find her attractive because her body reminds them of themselves. And the whole spice of life is to have some diversity, contrast, juxtaposition. Not saying it’s wrong, just trying to explain my point of view too.

Jul 22, 2018 7:10PM

Who is America? Apparently women like this! OMG, what the hell? LOLOLOL

Jul 19, 2018 10:32AM

Seems like Miss America took two steps back to be politically correct. If idealized beauty isn’t part of a BEAUTY PAGEANT, then what is it? That’s why it motivates young women like this to exercise and reach physical healthy peakness. People only watch it for the swimsuit parade anyway.

Jul 16, 2018 7:43PM

http://www.justjared.com/2018/07/14/bruce-willis-is-supported-by-wife-daughters-at-his-comedy-central-roast/

Gaw dayum! Bruce Willis’ daughters are UGLY. Look like a line-up of Orcs from Lord of the Rings. LOL

Jun 7, 2018 10:55AM

Ugh. I was so repulsed, I couldn’t watch through the whole video. LOLOL

May 16, 2018 6:18PM

Ugh, they’re beautiful, but they’re also into homogeny. A lot of inbreeding going on or that plastic surgery craze is epidemic in Korea. They literally look like they’re all from the same family or small town. You’ll notice this shit going on too if you’ve ever lived in a small town where everyone seems to resemble each other but claim to not be related. That’s because someone is actually breeding bastard children who might not know they are related. Entire towns might be born this way.

May 16, 2018 7:11AM

I think tumblr is broken again. :(

Mar 27, 2018 7:05PM

http://www.papermag.com/christina-aguilera-transformation-2553214651.html

Jesus Christ, Christina Aguilera is unnaturally beautiful with and without the whore face paint.

Feb 20, 2018 10:34PM

Jeez, this girl-next-door Jennifer Lawrence is trying WAY TOO HARD. She’s promoting her “Look-at-me-I’m-so-sexy” movie Red Sparrow. She kinda peaked with her sex appeal in something like Passangers, but now it’s overkill or pushing it too far. Apparently she thinks she has the sex appeal of Sharon Stone or Charlize Theron.

Feb 12, 2018 10:03PM

Young people, you need to stop with this stupid shit. Somebody honest gotta tell you that you don’t look good with all that makeup, looking like a crossdresser! Just learn to love yourself for how you are.

Feb 12, 2018 4:55PM

LOL. The stereotype about black people having hard hair to groom is a myth. This girl got a head of healthy natural hair. Meanwhile other black women don’t. You can’t treat hair you don’t have is the point. It doesn’t mean these gay Chinese dudes know some secret or something.

Feb 10, 2018 7:27PM

Bwhahaha! “I don’t live in Fantasyland!” (starts crying like unstable nutjob) Dr. Phil wouldn’t have invited her onto his sensationalist show if she wasn’t clinically insane. Naw sayin?

Feb 10, 2018 7:20PM

Bwhahaha! Dr. Phil doesn’t want to become Jerry Springer, even though the guests are almost the same calibre. He wants guests he can control. This moron clearly is a drama queen and the second she accused the audience of making a spectacle of her (which is delusional, she’s creating the spectacle of herself), then Dr. Phil won’t have it. He wants to make her look like a crazy, not let her “control” and manipulate them into giving her the attention. But, alas, Dr. Phil can’t fight another master diva who might upstage him. LOL

Feb 10, 2018 3:43PM

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/modeling-agencies-sexual-predators_us_5a395d1ce4b0c65287acc57b

I’d say this is true for any business whether started by a man or woman. A man creates a modeling agency so he can bang all the hot women that come through. A woman starts an afterschool program for troubled boys so she can bang them because they won’t rat to their guardians because they have emotional issues. I’d say ALL these businesses are like that. I’d say 95% of major modeling agencies are like that. The other 5% that don’t probably aren’t successful and eventually fail, because frankly how these things work is by popularity and all the dirty shady dealings and partnerships. If those models aren’t being peddled out to Middle Eastern oil czars as “high end escorts” code for prostitutes or drug kingpins or whatever, then it’s not realistic they can bring in so much money and continue working as “models”. A woman has equal chance of getting raped working at a factory, but she has 99% chance of getting raped or falling into sexual exploitation if she pursues a modeling career. Take my word for it. It is the nature of it.

Feb 8, 2018 10:44PM

Jesus. That’s tough. Don’t know how that tattoo makes her accept or forget though. But it’s good she went to the doctor before it claimed her life.

Jan 28, 2018 11:17AM

LOL. Heidi Gardner does a spot-on impression of every modern American teen girl. Strange where they learn it from though because they all act the same.

Jan 12, 2018 11:14PM

No amount of excuses is going to change the negative stigma of being a stripper. Being a stripper is still the lowliest of jobs, right above being a prostitute. If you can’t get out of being a stripper by the time you’re 30, and this woman said she’s 26!, then odds are you will be doing this for the next 20+ years! That’s tragic. And then her kids are going to do the same shit. They never really get out of it. If it’s only about the money, you can work at the grocery store or as a secretary or something else where you can keep your dignity intact. You won’t be bragging when you’re 46 and still a stripper and your kids are about to go to college or whatever. Some women just aren’t smart enough to think that far ahead in life… thus, that’s why they are strippers (or prostitutes). If you gotta do it, it should only be temporary and you need an escape plan.

Dec 21, 2017 5:09PM

She’s got an AMAZING body. But notice the myth about exercising and “flat abs”. This woman’s abs aren’t exactly “flat” because she’s got REAL ABS, and that’s muscle. When she turns to the side, you’ll actually see how muscular her abs are, so it’s not going to be “flat”. Applies to men too. Women who work out thinking they’ll get smaller is a MYTH.

Dec 14, 2017 2:04PM

LOLOLOL. What’s up with their UGLY ASS faces? All warped and Photoshopped to Hell. LOLOLOL. Usually, the marketing team has this shit pre-planned so that they take a shot of each actor with all the same poses and angles. You can’t re-create their faces like that.

Nov 1, 2017 7:27PM

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/healthtrending/heres-why-people-freaked-out-over-that-mom-exercising-in-target/ar-AAuhVT0

Obnoxious. LOL. OF COURSE people are going to call you CRAZY. This is what’s wrong with America brainwashing people into thinking they have to exercise or be “in shape” all the time. You can’t even go shopping without worrying you’re not “doing your part by staying in shape”. So you end up looking like a crazy person. LOLOL. Would you exercise in the shower, taking a shit on the toilet, or eating dinner at the table? How extreme are you going to go?

Oct 25, 2017 7:29PM

http://www.wwtdd.com/2017/10/scarlett-johansson-definitely-tasted-bobby-flays-meat

Holy fuck, what happened to this dog? LOLOLOL. Heroin will FUCK YOU UP.

Oct 17, 2017 2:49PM

http://www.yomyomf.com/this-canadian-teen-has-been-arrested-by-police-for-performing-plastic-surgery-procedures-in-her-basement/

But I thought ALL ASIAN TEENS were overachieving geniuses and could do this shit in their sleep. LOLOLOL

Oct 12, 2017 8:15AM

This creeps me the fuck out. It’s not something they came up with for some sci-fi movie. It’s a concept design by bunch of university students, which shows how detached these young people are with reality. They may think they’re advancing science by “helping” it, but unaware of unintended consequences of the world they might build for themselves. A woman carrying a child is part of the human experience and not something that should be taken lightly. This isn’t some feminist equality bullshit. This is Nazi-level thinking. I just imagine cold hipster parents leaving these with rotting fetuses in there, maybe even an incubator farm with bunch of dead babies, abandoned because some greedy evil people lost money or abandoned them because not enough rich hipsters were buying them. That sounds morbid, but I’m sure already exists with live babies today, orphanages, alleyways, plucked from the street. I would never support this bullshit.

Oct 12, 2017 7:16AM

YouTube suggested this for me…  🤔

Taking advice from Blossom is like taking advice from DJ Tanner. They’re only playing a part or what they think normal women want to hear. The real life actresses live inside small bubble or sandbox and very far from reality. In most cases, this “outing” of Harvey Weinstein isn’t even news to them because it would seem normal. But it seems unfair Blossom’s argument is that it happened because of “patriarchy”. No, any power-hungry fuckface would get there eventually. Powerful women in Hollywood do the same thing to young dumb boys who aspire to be actors, etc: grab dicks, rip off shirt, touch abs and biceps, grab ass, force blowjobs, force cunnilingus, etc… But I think powerful women learned that from the powerful men they fucked all the way up the ladder. So it’s a bit ironic.

Oct 9, 2017 12:29PM

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/meryl-streep-harvey-weinstein_us_59db5d87e4b072637c45420e

I dunno, Hollywood, the hypocrisy is strong. Meryl Streep does the same shit to young dumb boys too. They just don’t step forward.

Oct 5, 2017 9:28PM

Tove Lo enjoys having felt in her mouth. LOLOLOL

Oct 5, 2017 9:10PM

https://www.instagram.com/dearcatcallers/

This 20-year-old Noa Jasma is apparently trying to pull somekind of shame trip for her catcallers by taking selfies with them. There’s a point it’s about “exposing” them and another where she’s just bragging she can get so many cat-calls because she’s pretty. Were she an ugly girl with the same number of catcalls, then the argument could be made that men are pigs, but it’s pretty clear only “pretty girls” have a problem with so much flattery… or is it bragging?

Oct 4, 2017 8:43PM

I don’t know if this show “8 out of 10″ has staying power, but it seems that their main showcase is Rachel Riley the mathematician, who is awfully cute. Would people actually check in every episode just to see her crunch numbers? It’d get old pretty fast.

Oct 4, 2017 9:13AM

Who dat?  ❤

Oct 2, 2017 5:56AM

My god, Jenna Haze is so beautiful.

Sep 27, 2017 6:53PM

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/italian-woman-marries-herself/ar-AAsxt9w

Marrying yourself IS MADNESS. Of course, as the article states, marrying oneself has no legal weight, so this woman is just doing it for attention. It might as well have been another birthday party or “special” party. But at least she’s not actually insane and only did so after a 12-year-relationship failed. Seems spiteful though, as though she wanted her ex to see her in an article doing this madness. Most normal women after a break-up just deal with it or move along. At least she didn’t marry a tree or rock.

Sep 26, 2017 12:09PM

Don’t romanticized being a teenage runaway or homeless too much. Most teens hopefully don’t have fucked up families or backgrounds, so this video can only reinforce sticking to the “straight” path and avoiding drama in life as a teen. Don’t try to emancipate yourself or runaway or think being homeless is the same thing as being independent and responsible. And if you’re doing “survival sex” and could have avoided it from the beginning, and you weren’t abducted and forced into it, maybe you have no one to blame but yourself. Stay out of trouble.

Sep 20, 2017 10:56AM

https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/next-apos-terminator-apos-movie-131900032.html

Good luck if it ever comes to fruition. James Cameron and his crew just want to bang a bunch of dumb 18-year-old girls on the casting couch. But note how convenient the release of this “news” comes out as a leg up to help promote the new Tomb Raider remake trailer. It’s lame and not original and they can’t catch lightning in a bottle twice, they’re only sucking that teat dry until it’s wrinkled and saggy. Appropriate metaphor.

Sep 20, 2017 1:57AM

Alicia Vikander as Lara Croft in Tomb Raider remake. Looks mediocre. What a shame.

Sep 19, 2017 11:46PM

Wow! That blind white girl is beautiful! But it’s ironic and kinda sad to watch her act all shallow and shit. But you can tell she probably does hang out with only “beautiful” people because of the way she dresses and is groomed. Obviously by the way she talks and her ideology. I don’t think she’d actually know what physical beauty is though, the prized possession that us vision-equipped humans desire in sex partners.

Sep 19, 2017 9:43PM

Sep 14, 2017 12:50PM

What is this derivative cliche shit sandwich? Red Sparrow thinks it’s classy and sexy.

At least Atomic Blonde isn’t pretentious. It has actual action in there to appeal to male audience. The sex isn’t the main selling point.

Then there was supermodel-turned-super spy in Femme Fatale, which was very sexy (because it was Rebecca Romijn, but in general, was it a good movie?

Then there’s La Femme Nikita, which is trying so hard to be like James Bond, but it’s just gotta have shitty “girl relationship problems” angle.

In summary, spy movies featuring female protagonists suck because the male filmmakers don’t care too much. It makes Atomic Blonde look more like what a typical “spy movie” should be. If you removed the sexual elements from Atomic Blonde, you’d get a straight-up bad-ass female spy movie. Of course, no one wants to watch Charlize Theron unless she’s being sexy.

Shrug. If the women actually cared “strong female heroes”, they wouldn’t try so hard to emulate male heroes. They’d just churn out whatever they could and whatever sticks is purest form of expression. These movies suck because they have no soul.

Sep 11, 2017 12:28PM

What. The. Fuck? WoahVicky is a loon, but obviously her company isn’t that respectable either. They’re nothing but a bunch of caricatures. Caricatures of caricatures. In life, you want to avoid people like this.

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